Live Stream

You've Never Seen Tiny Girl Like This...

After 250+ family-friendly shows a year, she's finally unhinging the corset and saying all the things you can’t yell at a Renaissance faire. Expect 75 minutes of sharp wit, rope tricks, inappropriate flexibility, and deeply questionable life choices—all served up with a wink and a split.

It’s vaudeville with vengeance. It's circus with claws.

I t’s for the sluts, the sad girls, the queers, and anyone who’s ever felt too much and still showed up sparkly. She will flip. She will scream. You might text your ex.

Come for the flips, stay for the meltdown. Not safe for children. Barely safe for adults.

FAQS

How do I watch this chaos?

Buy your ticket, get a link, and boom—you’re in. The show streams straight to your device (laptop, tablet, or TV if you know how to cast). Pajamas optional, cocktails encouraged.

LIVE STREAM TICKET

Is there a live chat?

Oh yes. A glorious, unhinged live chat where you can scream-type your reactions, drop clown emojis, and collectively gasp when something wildly inappropriate happens on stage. It’s like heckling… But I can't hear you

Is this livestream suitable for kids?

Hell no. It’s R‑rated for a reason—definitely not safe for children.

Barely safe for adults, if we’re being honest.

Why is it rated R?

for partial nudity, drug references, strong language, depictions of queer sexual activity, intimate details of extreme medical conditions, questionable childhoods,

acts of BLATANT polyamory, and sex toy juggling

I want to see the show In Real Life! Where to I buy tickets?

This show will take place at:

Triad Theater

158 West 72nd Street
New York, NY 10023

THE SHOW IS ALMOST SOLD OUT!

Tickets can be purchased here

New York City Tickets

Will I be able to watch later if I miss it live?

Yes—replays are available for up to ONE WEEK post-show. Perfect for that inevitable “you have to SEE this” moment the next 7 days.

What’s in the merch mailer?

Glad you asked. Our exclusive Shit Show Survival Pack includes:

A shiny enamel tampon pin 💫
An embroidered “Shit Show” patch (only for the bold)
A sticker bundle that’s never been sold at faires 🚫🎪
A personally autographed poster—proof you were part of the madness

👉 Merch ships after the show, so you’ll have a little glittery surprise waiting for you once you’ve recovered.

LIVE STREAM TICKETS

6 CAMERA ANGLES

LIVE CHAT ROOM

ON DEMAND!

MERCH MAILER WITH EXCLUSIVE SIGNED STUFF!